kevin.

i hear you don't have a valentine. i also hear that you don't have cable. maybe we can work something out.

i'll be your valentine AND pay for your cable under two conditions:

1) you must religiously watch rock of love and discuss it enthusiastically.
2) stop listening to escape the fate.
3) take your damn scrabulous turn!

love,
kevin.

ps - apologies for not converting this letter into an LOLcats image. please don't hold it against me.